He needed someone to watch his mom and his cat. His brother immediately said he would take the job. The older brother replied with "I'm sorry but you've always been very irresponsible."
The younger brother then said "I promise I can do it! I've got a job and my own place and I'm really coming up in the world."
So the older brother agrees and leaves for his week long meeting. Day one he calls his brother and says, "how's the cat?"
The younger brother then responds saying "I'm sorry, but the cats dead"
The older brother exclaims "What the fuck? You just ruined my whole vacation! Day one you could have said that the cats on the roof and you can't get him down. Day two you could have said that the cat was still on the roof. Day four you could have said the cat fell off the roof and you took him to the vet. And when I got home you could have told me the cat died. But anyway, forget the cat. How's mom"
"Moms on the roof and I can't get her down"
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