He goes into a sex shop hoping to buy a toy that will keep her occupied until he returns and after explaining his situation to the lady behind the till she shows him the shops best toy.
'This is a magic dildo' she says 'all you have to do is say 'magic dildo' followed by the name of what you want it to pleasure'
Not surprisingly the man does not believe this far-fetched claim and asks for a demonstration, so the assistant says 'magic dildo, the door knob' and sure enough the magic dildo proceeds to pleasures the door knob.
'Now' she interrupted' to stop it you say 'magic dildo, Oklahoma' or give it a new command to pleasure something else.
Satisfied with the product the man makes the purchase and goes home to his wife, he explains to her the ins and outs of the new toy and sets off on his trip, safe in the knowledge that his wife will not stray.
His wife, back at home and not long after he has left begins to feel horny and says 'magic dildo, my vagina'
The dildo gets to work quickly and she has orgasm after orgasm until she can take no more.
Suddenly she realises she cannot remember the command to stop the dildo and is stuck for hours getting more and more exhausted, until she decides that she has no choice but to drive to the hospital.
She is driving to the hospital and swerving all over the road as she has orgasm after orgasm, struggling to control the car. It's not long until she is spotted by a policeman, who naturally assumes she is a drunk driver.
He pulls her over and she winds down her window to talk to him as he approaches.
He asks her to exit the car as he suspects she is drunk, but she protests, stating that she cannot move, she can barely feel her legs anymore.
'Exit the car please ma'am so We can do a sobriety test' the policeman demands getting short on patience.
'I can't!' Exclaimed the driver 'I have a magic dildo working its magic on me and I can't remember the command to stop it'
'Ha!' The police laughs 'magic dildo, my arse!'
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