They all died and went to heaven. God felt bad for all of these people and decided to give them all one wish. They all stood in line and the first person thought for a moment. Then the first person decided, I've spent my whole life ugly I wish to be beautiful. So god snaps his fingers and made him beautiful. The second person thought that was a great idea decided she too wanted to be beautiful. God snaps his fingers and made her beautiful. The next 3 people all wished to be beautiful as well. The guy at the back of the line stood there snickering a little as the next 4 people wish just the same. The last guy starts gigglinga little louder. The next ten people as made the same wish and now the last guys is laughing historically. Finally after everyone has made the same wish and now the last guy is up. God says let me guess you want to be beautiful too. The guy replies "nah make them all ugly again!"
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