A policeman comes home from work early and finds his wife naked and a pair of boots his never seen before at the door. He starts running around the house. He opens the bathroom door, looks inside and says:"No one here, so where is he?". He goes to the kitchen. Checks under the table. Says: "No one here, so where is he?". He goes into the bedroom. He lowers him self to look under the bed. From under the bed comes a hand with a ten dollar bill. The policeman snatches the money stands up and says:" "No one here, so WHERE IS HE!?"
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