And go to heaven. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says "Behold! The Fountain of Purity! If any of you are impure you may wash it away in its water and enter into heaven."
The nuns are quiet at first, but one brave nun speaks up and says, "I once gave the priest a handjob behind the altar. St. Peter says, "Go wash your hands in the Fountain of Purity and you may enter into heaven." The nun does and goes into heaven.
A second nun says, "I once let an altar boy fondle tits in the confessional!" St. Peter tell her "Dip your tits in the Fountain of Purity and you may enter into heaven." So the nun dips her tits in the water goes into heaven.
Now there is a bustle at the back of the crowd and one nuns runs up and yells "If I'm going to have to gargle that water I'm going to do it before Sister Mary Francis puts her asshole in it!"
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