Em is my wife,
Me - I'm going to McDonald's and ordering a colorectal cancer with egg and cheese on a biscuit
Em - What?
Me - Who said that
Em - I don't know
Me - No, who said
Em - I don't know who said that
Me - No, WHO said that bacon causes colorectal cancer
Em - I DONT KNOW
Me- No, W.H.O said that, the World Health Organization.
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