St. Peter comes to the gate and announces, "Sisters, welcome to heaven. To enter the gates all you need to do is tell me your sins and I will let you in. Who is first?"
The first nun from the group steps forward. "What are your sins, child?" The nun responds, "I once saw a man's penis. Forgive me!" Peter sprinkles her eyes with water from a nearby fountain and says, "You are forgiven, enter the gates!" And she walks into heaven.
"Who is next?"
The next nun steps forward and says, "I once touched a man's penis. Please forgive me!" Peter takes her hand and washes it with the water from the fountain. "Your sins are forgiven." And she enters heaven.
Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the group of nuns and Peter sees one of the nuns pushing her sisters out of the way to get to the front of the group.
Peter says, "Patience, child, there is time for all to enter heaven."
The nun says, "I know, father, but I wanted to drink the water before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it."
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