A bus driver is taking his regular group of nursing home residents to their daily water aerobics class at the nearby pool. The trip is going normally with a few of the passengers making friendly conversation throughout the journey.
Early into the trip a friendly old woman approaches the bus driver and offers him some nuts, a mix of almonds, cashews and more. The bus driver politely accepts the gift and continues driving while eating his newly received nuts.
Throughout the drive this same old woman approaches the man with yet another assortment of nuts and the bus driver gladly accepts his free snack. This continues to happen regularly on the way to the pool.
Once he finished yet another handful of mixed nuts he spots the old woman approaching him in the view of his mirror, and decides to ask her why she is being so kind.
The old woman comes up beside him and before she can give him some more nuts, the bus driver asks, "Excuse me, I really appreciate these nuts you're giving me, but may I ask why you're giving them away?".
The old woman simply replied, "We only like the chocolate on the outside".
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