The first man says: "I remember how the first night of my marriage went wrong. After the wedding, I went to bed where my wife was waiting for me. I had had a little too much to drink and was kind of fuzzy.
so after sex, out of habit, I handed her $50. That's when she slapped me and called me a whore monger."
"The same happened to me" said the other guy. "I had also drank more than I could handle, but I did what I had to do. After I fucked her, I handed her $60, she slapped me and didn't talk to me for a week"
"My situation was even worse" said the third guy.
"Why? How did she react?"
"I had downed more bottles than usual to celebrate my wedding and couldn't think straight. So after we had sex, I gave her a $100 bill."
"She slapped you too?"
"No. She gave me $30 in change."
Edit: You Americans are weird, but since you asked, I changed the position of the dollar sign in front of the number, instead of after where I had put it on the first place.
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