The bartender sees them as they come towards him to order drinks, and notices that they are have crystals inside them.
'Where y'all from?' the bartender asks
One of the rocks steps up. 'We're from the local quarry a few blocks away.'
The bartender raises his eyebrows.
'Sorry, we don't serve mine ores.'
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