Me: What is that noise? Customer: Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out! Me: What was that? Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: It's from a device. Me: What kind of device? Customer: I don't know. Me: Like a fax machine or something? Customer: I don't know. Someone is under house arrest or something.
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