A rancher bought a humongous new bull and unloaded it on the range. In the herd, there were already three bulls--one fairly large, one medium size, and one small. The fairly large bull had been servicing half the heifers, the medium-size bull took care of a third of them, and the little bull had the rest.
When the three bulls saw the new bull, who was bigger than all three put together, the large bull said to the new one, "You can have as many of my cows as you want. I'm too old for any hassle."
The medium-size bull said the same.
The small bull puts his head down and starts snorting and clawing the ground with his hoofs.
The other two bulls look at him and say, "What the hell are you doing? He'll kill you!"
The little bull says, "Hell, he can have the cows. I just want to make damn sure he knows I'm a bull."
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