A buisness guy asks a 5 year old...

"Do you know where your daddy is? It's very important."
"Yes." ..
"Can you tell me?"
"No."
"I'll give you a lollipop."
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/1/?ui=2&ik=3edba308cb&view=att&th=1531155186601fe9&attid=0.0&disp=safe&zw (check the image)

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