A Buddhist goes to a hot-dog seller and tells him:
"Make me one with everything!"
He gets the hot-dog, hands the seller 50$ but he gets no money back.
"Where's my change?" asks the Buddhist angrily.
"Change comes from within" the seller replies.
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