A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond.
"My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?"
The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can."
The Brit is somewhat puzzled, but after the farmer explains, he laughs uproariously. "Well done, sir, well done!"
When he returns to the UK, a friend asks him what Americans are like. "Oh, they have a jolly good sense of humour. When I asked a farmer what he does with all of his maize, do you know what he said?"
"We consume what we are able, and what we are not, we tin."
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