As they finish, the Brit heads for the sink & turns on the water while the Aussie heads for the door.
With a disapproving look, the Brit turns to the Aussie and says: "In England, we wash our hands after using the bathroom."
"No worries, mate;" answers the Aussie, " in Australia we don't piss on our hands."
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