A boy was born a paraplegic

Growing up for the boy was very hard. Although he had a great personality and had no trouble making friends, he would become very lonely when they would run and jump and play without him.



The boy was becoming very depressed and started praying to god every night to cure his affliction.
"Dear god",he would start out, teary eyed,"all I want to do is play with my friends and lead a normal life. I would be ever so grateful and devote my life to you if you would just cure me of this cursed affliction."



Every night the boy would recite this prayer, but alas his prayer remained unanswered.



Time passed and the boy became a teenager. Once again he watched his friends play sports, drive, and start to explore
emotions of love and romance. Still the boy prayed every night for god to cure him, and still his prayers remained unanswered.



Eventually the teen became a man. All his friends got married and started families. They no longer had any time to spend with him and the paraplegic man became very lonely. Despite this he still prayed every night to have the ability to lead a normal life.



Finally one night, after a particularly emotional prayer, a bright light began to emanate from the sky. A heveanly choir began to sing as the clouds spread and the light shone right on the paraplegic man. Much to his surprise, god then appeared above him, and a warm majestic glow filled the man's heart.
After a few moments sinking in the sensation, god goes to speak, and in a loud, thunderous, booming, epic voice, god bellowed out








NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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