I always watch porn on my phone now. I even got some really good headphones because I like to hear all the squishy noises. Anyway, one day I see a video called "MILF with young stud." So I thought I could get into this.
I watch the video and these two are getting it on. I guess the room they were in had paper-thin walls because I hear a knock on the door and some kid said "Daddy, where's mommy?" Then I heard some guy say "Oh, She's with a friend." I stopped jerking off. I thought this is terrible. This kids mom is a slut who fucks other guys when her son and husband are home. This poor kids life is going to be terrible!
And I never came so hard in my life.
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