Realizing that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, he runs over to him. He introduces himself, and after a few minutes of talking, he asks him to come home with him to meet his mother. Not having anything better to do, the president accepts the boy's offer and comes home with him. When the boy's mother sees the president, a look of anger falls over her. "What's wrong?" the boy asks. The mother replies "Didn't I tell you that you couldn't bring any reptiles in the house?"
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