Two guy friends run into each other...

They haven,t seen each other in a long time. One of them urgently says: "I have been meaning to talk to you! I have two bad news for you and one bad news for me!" The other asks: " What is is it?" And the guy answers: "I think your wife is cheating on us!"

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