He's tired of following the rules and needs to pee really bad. So he says "Hey, Teacher. I got to take a piss."
She replies "A what?! I believe you meant to say 'I need to urinate.'" aiming to embarrass him she continues, "I'll let you go, if you can use the word urinate in a sentence."
The kid smirked, got out of his seat and said,
"Fine. Urinate, but if your boobs were bigger you'd be a ten!"
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