"I want to have sex with you, and I'll make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor and by the time you're done picking it up, I'll be finished. The best part? You get to keep the money." The secretary thinks this over and decides to call her boyfriend for advice. After hearing the situation, her boyfriend says, "Ask for $2000, and then pick the money up so fast he won't have time to undress." She really likes this idea, so she takes him up on it. "I'll see you in 10 minutes when I get home, honey." 30 minutes later, the boyfriend is flustered and decides to call the secretary. "What's going on in there? Why aren't you home yet?!" She responds with, "He used quarters."
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