16> Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners
15> Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)
14> Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position
13> Starting Out: Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?
12> Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps
11> The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People
10> Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow
9> Stop Masturbating, She's Real!
8> You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing
7> Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester
6> Putting a Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass
5> Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions
4> "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?
3> Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!
2> Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory
1> Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar
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