Where have you been?

Where have you been?


One day, after having his dinner, a man decides to go
down to the local bar to buy cigarretts. In the bar,
he decides to order a drink and notices a beautiful
blonde giving him the eye. He decides to go over and
strike up a conversation. She invites the man over to
her apartment for sex and he agrees. They go and they
have the best sex he's ever had. He then realizes that
it is very late and his wife is going to kill him. He
asks the blond if she has any talcum powder and she
hands him a bottle. He sprinkles powder all over his
hands and rushes home. His wife immediately attacks
him "Where the hell have you been? I thought you were
only going out for cigarretts?" The man replies,
"Honey, I'm sorry. I did go for cigarrettes, but then
I decided to have a drink. Next thing you know, this
real hot blond comes up to me and asks me over to her
place for sex. Only a real dumbass would have said no
to a hot piece like that, so I accepted, we got to her
place and had every kind of sex possible. I'm really
sorry, honey." She notices the powder on his hands and
replies, "Do I look stupid to you, you son of a bitch?
I see the powder on you hands. You went out bowling
with the boys!!"