A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar

A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar and they start debating on who is the greatest of the three of them!

Boob - "I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!"

Vagina - "That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!" .

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