She says: "Can i have that TV over there?" The Man on the Counter replies: "No because you're blonde". The next day the Blonde decides to put on a brunette wig and goes back into the store and asks again: "Can i have that TV over there?" The Man on the Counter, again replies: "No because you're blonde!" the blonde is completely bewildered at why he knew that she was blonde! so she tries again the next day with a red wig, again the same respone, and so on and on with always different wigs.
Then one day she asks: "OKAY! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M BLONDE?" The man replies: "Because that a f*cking microwave"
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