A guy is walking through the countryside along a trail, when he sees a blonde woman standing near a fence.
He walks up to her and asks why shes just standing there.
The blonde woman gestures at the nearby field and says "All of this belongs to me".
She turns and points down the path the man was about to continue walking down and says "that path ALSO belongs to me, just to me, no-one else but me".
The man gives a disgusted sigh, thinking "Stuck up Rich bitch, just showing off how much she owns", and carries on walking down the trail.
Suddenly there's a huge BOOOOOM! and the man explodes, body parts flying everywhere, blood all over.
The blonde stops, thinks for a minute and says "What I meant to say was MINE!".
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