Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.