There was a brunette, red head, and a blonde and they were going to swim across the English Channel using the breast stroke. It takes one day and one hour to swim across the channel. It took the brunette one day and one hour. It took the red head onr day and three hours. Three days later the blonde comes in and everyone asks her waht took her so long and she said i think the other two cheated because they used their arms!!!!!!
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