Barman: "What's up?"
Bloke: "My youngest son just told me he's gay".
Then he orders 15 double whiskys.
Barman: "What's up now?"
Bloke: "Just found out my oldest son is gay!"
The next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskeys.
Barman: "Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussy?"
Bloke: "Yes - my wife!"
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