A black man is dying of thirst in the desert when he finds a gennie in a bottle.
The gennie grants him three wishes.
He says "First I want a lot of water, Second I want to be white,
and third I want a lot of pretty naked women to sit on me"
When he came to he was a toliet at the Waldorf Astoria.
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