A Black man finds a magic lantern and hen he starts to polish it a genie comes out and tells him that he will be granted three wishes. The man replies I want to be white uptight and out of sight
A Black man finds a magic lantern and hen he starts to polish it a genie comes out and tells him that he will be granted three wishes. The man replies I want to be white uptight and out of sight
The Genie turns him in to a tampon
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