...and he buys a box of paper towels. He goes to cash it out and it comes up to $2.99. He sees the nametag on the cashier's shirt says "Arnold."
"Hey Arnold, sorry, I've only got a $20 dollar bill for this, haha."
"No problem" Arnold replies as he rings him up. Arnold hands him a $5 dollar bill as change.
"I think the change should be $17.01, no?" He asks.
"No, you're mistaken," Arnold replies. "I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger".
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