A black guy and a greek guy are stranded on an island...

They hadn't eaten in 3 days, so they each made a fishing rod for themselves and tried to catch something. After a few minutes, they both caught the same fish.

Since they were hungry and horny, they decided that whoever could last the longest inside the other would get the fish.

So, the black guy gets on all fours, and the greek enters... He lasted about 10 minutes and enjoyed it quite a bit.

The black guy then said: "My turn."

And the greek guy replied: "Ahh you don't need to do that. Go ahead and take the damn thing!"

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