Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief," says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know. Why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"
"Well," replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim thinks for a while and then suggests, "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"
Fred shakes his head and says, "What and have a house full of kids???"
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