saw a sapling a ways off, and the birch says " I bet that's a son of a Birch" and the Beech says "No, that's a son of a Beech"
They argue back and forth then decide to call over a woodpecker.
" Go over to that sapling and and find out whether it's a Birch or a Beech tree.
So the woodpecker flies over, and taps the sapling a few times with its beak and comes back.
" So, which is it?" the Beech asks.
"I'm not sure, but that's the best piece of Ash I've ever had my pecker in"
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