She says to the priest "Pater I have been very bad for I have slept with a man out of wedlock"
The Priests replies saying "Speak to God about who you have slept with and may he forgive you"
The woman replies "Well I slept with my childhood friend and... and... I enjoyed it very much but he is a married man"
The father replies "May God have mer-"
The women abruptly says "Well I also slept with his friend."
A silence looms.
"And I also slept with his other friends"
A silence looms.
"At the same time"
A silence looms.
The woman begins to mutter and says " I also slept with my teacher in highschool and.... a few boys in my class".
The priest says "At the same time?"
The woman replies "No, no that was just a one time thing.."
The priest replies "Is that all?"
The woman replies, "No Pater I have also done something unspeakable.... I also slept with the priest of the neighboring village."
A long silence looms.
The woman says "Pater?"
The priest replies "does your village not have a priest?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.