She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes to turn such a bright red?"
He replies, "Twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. They turn red from blushing so much."
The woman decides to do the same thing.
So twice a day, for two weeks, she stands buck naked in her garden.
Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but you should see the size of my cucumbers! They're enormous!"
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