sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. Bartender tells the bear "We don't serve any wild animals here!"
The bear says back "Listen if you don't get me a drink I'll eat one of your patrons"
Bartender tells the bear to go ahead and do it.
So the bear walks to the end of the bar eats the crusty old woman in the corner. The bear shouts "NOW CAN I HAVE A DRINK!"
And the bartender snorts back "No, it'll kill you dummy. That was a bar bitch you ate!"
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