A bear lives up in the Yukon....

and has some holidays coming to him, he decides to travel down to BC. His first stop in a small town he heads into a bar, and orders himself a cold one. The bartentender apologizes, but explains that its unlawful to sell liquor to wild animals.
The bear slams his paw down and tells the server that he will eat one of the patrons if he doesnt get his beverage
The bartender asks the bear to reconsider, but re iterates - "It's illegal to sell beer to bears in bars in British Columbia!"
The bear says last chance, he doesnt get his drink, he's going to eat the woman at the end of the bar.... short skirt, fishnet stockings, you know....
Bartender refuses, so the bear goes down to the end of the bar and mauls the woman... blood, guts, pieces of bone strewn on the pool table.... The bear goes back to the bartender and asks, again, for his beer.
The bartender says "no, and if you dont leave my establishment immediately, I'll report you to the police for disturbing the peace, and drug abuse!"
"Drug abuse?!?" replies the bear... "Why drug abuse"
and the bartender says..... "cause that's the Bar Bitch U Ate"