A baptist at the gates of heaven asks to see hell.

So a Baptist dies and goes to heaven.

The Baptist goes to St. John, who is guarding the gates of heaven, and asks,
"You know, I'm just little bit curious. What does hell look like?"

St. John points off toward a cliff in the distance and says, "Just go to that cliff over there and look down. You'll be able to see it from there."

So the Baptist walks over to the cliff, looks downward, and says, "Hey John, are you sure this is hell? This doesn't look so bad. There's green grass everywhere!"

St. John, taken aback, sprints to the cliff, looks at hell, and says,

"You've gotta be kidding me! Those damn Mormons are irrigating again!"