The man says, "I need to use the bathroom." The family shows him the way. While in the bathroom he sees a painting of George Washington. Anyways, he finishes using the bathroom and heads back. He sits at the table. The family, eager to know about what the man thought of the positioning of the painting ask him about it. He says, it's good, and when the family asks why he says, "Nothing will make a British man shit faster than the sight of George Washington.
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