And tell him a story of woe. He's impotent, hasn't had sex in months, and doesn't know when of if he'll ever be able to.
The psychiatrist nods his head and asks, "so, do you feel as if there's been a breakdown in communication?"
"No, she's just too fucking ugly."
Psychiatrist sits and thinks a moment. Then offers him a prescription for the blue pill. "This will help with the mechanics of your problem."
Next week the guy returns. Did it help, asks the psychiatrist?
"Yeah," the guy says and holds up his hand. "Except now I got these calluses."
A week later the guy returns again despondent and emotionally broken. "My wife found the blue pills," he explains, "and insisted we use them."
"So you finally had sex!" The psychiatrist says with a smile.
"Yeah," the man replies with a far off stare. "Can I get an anti-depressant now?"
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