and this chief claims to know everything about anything, so the man goes up to him and says, "Chief, do you know the result between Wigan and Shrewsbury Town in the 1927 FA Cup?" The chief replies, "1-0 to Wigan." Being a Wigan fan himself, the man was amazed at his knowledge and thanked him. 50 years later, he books a holiday to India. Whilst on his holiday he decides to go and see if that chief is still alive and to his amazement he is. The man walks up to him and in a sign of respect, he says, "How." The chief replied, "Jimmy Smith, 79th minute, free kick into the top corner."
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