The bartender is taken aback, but looks him over and decides he's pretty much sober so he begins to pour the shots. As he's pouring he asks the man, "you celebrating something?" The man replies, "yeah, my first blowjob." The bartender smiles, "very nice. You know what? How about an eighth? It's on me".. The man shakes his head, "no thanks.. if 7 shots of jager won't get the taste out of my mouth, 8 won't either"
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