Snow White goes skinny dipping where the drawfs are fishing. What happens next?
Seven up
Two friends are in the store when one friend remarks "you know I never could figure out why this drink is called seven up. " so the other guy say "allow me to demonstrate " and buys two seven up bottles.
He chugs down one bottle and then burps seven times. The other friend goes "aaahh" and chugs down the other bottle. He burps six times and then farts. "Uh oh I think this one was six up one down"
edit; fixed auto carrot.
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