A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and a juggler and was on his way to Austin to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper then pulls his gun out, BANG BANG BANG
He then walks away pleased with his job, "It's just what we do".
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