Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka."
The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."
The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk about it"? The man says "No!" and drinks the next 2 shots.
The bartender says "Come on and tell me about it I've got a good ear, that's why a lot of people come here for, to tell their troubles."
The man by then has finished the 7 shots and says "Ok, today was my first blowjob." The bartender says "Hey great, have another on the house."
The man says "No, if 7 doesn't get the taste out, nothing will!"
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