Norris and Fallon died in a hunting accident. Norris goes to heaven and Fallon goes to hell.
One day Norris looks down at Fallon in hell. Fallon has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.
Norris gets pissed off so he goes to God and says, "What is this shit? I think I want to go to hell! Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer, the beer has a hole in the bottom and the blonde doesn't."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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