Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table that morning and the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered,� What do you say...Should we?" Whereupon the two
stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as
hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other
one's in your oatmeal."
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